Freak of the Week: February 14-20

Freak of the Week:
We've found the Florida Jedi Knight of Losers...
and he shops at Walmart.
Unknown- Shop at WalMart, You Will. peopleofwalmart.com

Runner-Up:
Taking the bus is about to get a lot more popular in Tampa:
Tampa- Stripper Mobile in Tampa. 10connects.com

Freak of the Week: February 7-13

Freak of the Week:
What a crazy freak.
Nothing funny about it...
just Freaky.
Orlando- Emails Reveal Gunman in Murder-Suicide Stalked Hooters Girl. cfnews13.com

Runner-Up:
Whatever happened to the good ol' days when you fantasized about your teacher?
Remember Van Halen?
Too easy:
Tampa- Deputies: Teacher asked student to touch her breasts. 10connects.com

Freak of the Week: January 31-February 6

Freak of the Week:
Bad news for girls...
good news for pedophiles.
Tampa- Survey: Girl on girl fighting is up. wtsp.com

Runner-up:
Look!
Up in the air!
It's a bird...
it's a plane...
it's....
Just another Florida Freak.
Sarasota- Stunt man to walk Sarasota skyline. myfoxtampabay.com

Freak of the Week: January 24-30

Freak of the Week:
When Floridians aren't using 911 for fast-food complaints, they find other uses for the emergency service.
Clearwater- Clearwater woman called 911 swaying she was tired of her husband, officials say. tampabay.com

Runner-Up:
Winning Lottery ticket disappear? Normal. Lottery winner disappear? Only in Florida.
Plant City- Deputies dig for missing lottery winner. myfoxtampabay.com

Freak of the Week: January 17-23

Freak of the Week:
So, Bubba the Shock Jock says outrageous things and gets in hot water? Shocker. Oh, it's about Haiti? Classy.
Tampa- Shock Jock Bubba Drops Bomb on Haiti Disaster. nbcmiami.com

Runner-Up:
It's bad enough to find your husband with another woman... But it's even worse when he's been dead for two decades.
St. Petersburg- Woman sues cemetery that filled plot next to her husband-- for the second time. tampabay.com

Freak of the Week: January 10-16

Freak of the Week:
We all know that buying naughty toys can be embarrassing.
But not nearly as embarrassing as getting caught stealing them.
Fort Walton Beach- Police: Woman lifts lube, massager, Spartacus leather thong whip. nwfdailynews.com

Runner-Up
Think those Florida kids trying to build snowmen last week were freaky?
That's nothin'.
Lakeland- Snowball kept in freezer for 33 years by U.S. Woman. metro.co.uk

Freak of the Week: January 3-10

Freak of the Week:
Poor Mickey & Minnie:
Their PR guy has to be working overtime on this one...
Clermont- Fla. Man faces 200 county of possessing child porn. fox4now.com

Runner-Up:
Remember that movie where the kids got locked in the mall overnight?
This is the much-less-cool Florida version:
Pensacola- 17-Year-Old locked in Fla. Airport Terminal. myfoxtampabay.com